There’s someone for everyone! Even you two weirdos! Congrats!
Treat your special someone with a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.
 
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper
Card Text: YOU ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD AND I'M SO INTO IT