Somebody had to say it (but we said it with a greeting card, so take that!)
Wish happy holidays to friends and loved ones with a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.
 
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper
Card Text: Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal